I like this photo, its like ulti-candid! Do you like it?
How To Impress A Guy Step 1: Say 'hi' and start a free-flowing conversation. Nothing more.
Don't make the mistake of throwing yourself at the guy as that would make you look desperate and needy. And the last person a man wants to be with is someone that's clingy.
How To Impress A Guy Step 2: Talk to him like you talk with your guy friends or brother.
Don't show that you're nervous or excited. If you show how giddy you can get just him talking to you, chances are he'll feel that he has the upper-hand on you and would be filled with a surge of arrogance. Not a good thing.
How To Impress A Guy Step 3: Bringing up some interesting facts about you should be nice. But don't make it the start of your conversation!
That gives the conversation a 'formal' feel to it. Now that would be nice if you're talking to a business partner. However, in situations like this, we want to keep it as care-free and as enjoyable as possible.
How To Impress A Guy Step 4: Now it's the time for him to talk.
Allow him to bring up some nice-to-know facts about himself such as hobbies, passions, and listen closely. These facts might give you some ideas for something to talk about the next time you meet.
How To Impress A Guy Step 5: Don't stay there talking to him for a long time.
Give him the gift of missing you. However, you must keep this warning in mind that you don't cut the conversation because of an awkward moment or silence. You want something pleasant to register in his head before you go.
I missed the times. Will anyone call me at 12midnight on my birthday just to sing me a bday song next year? 'Cos someone did that last year.
I chose this 'cos I LOVE KISSES!!! Normally...Not when there's tons of people, not when that I'm having a sore throat/vomiting sensation/yada yada, I'd kiss you when i want to!!! Pecks are fine^^ I like I like!!!
All girls like hugs and kisses! I love hugs. I can hug like almost everywhere! And if I don't want a hug, don't force me. I'd kick your balls. Nehhehheh.
He may approach you and try to impress you, or get your attention by getting in your personal space. If he likes you, and you like him, neither of you will step back. If he ever says, “hey watch this” or something else there’s a big chance he likes you. A bad habit that people sometimes do is tried to put other boys down to make them look good.
Looks
1. Handsome or Cute : Can I have both?
2. Eye Colour : Black, jet black.
3. Hair : BLACK! Not gold please!
4. Tall or Short : Its the ratio that matters, I like those taller than me!
5. Fat or Skinny: Fit/muscular
6. Crooked or Straight Teeth : Straight!
7. Dark or Pale Skin : Dark! You know those tans that are bronze?
8. Wear Specs/Not : I can make do with both^^
Should he..
9. Apologise everytime we fight ? : Depends?
10. Be into Something that u really like to do (e.g hobby) ? : He can try...but opposite attracts isn't it?
11. Be jealous of at least one guy u talk to ? : No? I have like xxxxxxxxx tons of guy friends!
12. Be protective of u ? : Can be....But I'd try not to rely too much on him. TRY!
13. Buy u anything u want ? : Don't have to! I like to earn what I want.
14. Call u everyday ? : Yes!!! ^^ I love chatting on the phone!
15. Carry ur stuff whenever u're with him ? : Heavy ones yes, I can handle a little weight.
16. Carry u when u fall and hurt urself ? : Like how hurt? I love piggybacks though.
17. Cuddle u when u feel scared ? : YES! I LOVE CUDDLES!!! <3
18. Celebrate ur monthsaries and anniversarries ? : Yea. But I've grown out of it when my partner forgets it.
19. Give u flowers on ur dates ? : I'm not a flowery person.
20. Give u little presents here and dere ? : I prefer snacks/tidbits/candies.
21. Go shopping with u ? : I don't mind 'cos I dont shop very oftenly.
22. Have a car/motorcycle ? : Nope, I can get my own license and drive my dad's car.
23. Hold ur hand while walking ? : I'd hook on your arms guys.
24. Hug u for no reason ? : Yes!!! You can hug me super randomly!
25. Hurt anyone who hurts u ? : Usually, I'm the one who go around hurting people.
26. Kiss u after sending u home ? : YES! Goodbye kisses are M U S T
27. Kiss u in public ? : light kisses are fine, no tongues please!
28. Open the Door for u when u enter ? : Why not?
29. Pay the bill when he takes u out for dinner ? :Nope, we'd go dutch.
30. Send u home with u everyday after school ? : if he's sweet enough! I want to! And baby's doing a good job.
31. Sms u everyday ? : If you dont text me, don't blame me for replying other people's text!
32. Spend time with ur frens to get to know them better ? : If he's gay enough!
33. Talk about his feeling to u ? : Yupp, communication ma!.
34. Talk about his past relationships with u ? : Yea! I love stories!
35. Tell everyone u're his girlfriend ? : Of 'cos! I love showing off my bf!
36. Wipe ur tears with his shirt ? : Can also, but when I cry, my nose waters first.
Would u be angry if he
37. Accidentally embarrassed u in front of everyone ? : I'd bite his nipple off! muaha.
38. Didn't sms or call u for one day ? : I will! I mean like, HOW CAN YOU DO IT WITHOUT ANY VALID REASON!
39. Didn't know that he made u angry before ? : When I'm angry, I make sure he knows it!
40. Didn't realise his mistake ? : I'd make him realise.
41. Didn't spend time with u during lunch ? : Whyyee. )': I want to be with baby... I want hugs.
42. Disrespected u ? : I won't be seeing someone who'd disrespect me.
43. Failed his exams ? : Nope, I'd plant a big fat kiss on his forehead and cuddle him to ensure everything's fine!
44. Forgot ur birthday ? : Pluck out his balls.
45. Forgot ur monthsaries/anniversaries ? : Maybe? I will. :/
46. Got into an accident cos he's not careful ? : YES! But I'd make sure I'd make it back to him.
47. Ignores u cos he's doing sth else ? : Something else like? Gaming? Yes.
48. Jokingly say that u're fat ? : No, 'cos I AM FAT.
49. Lied to u ? : Yes, I hate liars. Never lie to me
50. Ran away from home ? : Yes! Home is always 1st.
51. Spends his time with his friends rather than with u ? :Yes if he neglects me )':
52. Spends the night at his (girl)friend's house even with other guys and girls with him ? : Nope. But he can say bye to our r/s
53. Talks to another girl who is flirting with him ? : The girl will go to hell.
54. Tells u ur voice sucks when u sing ? : Nope. (:
55. Tickles u until u fall ? : I'd do the same thing to him, cept for xxx times more violently
56. Wouldn't hug u inside the cinema ? : I'd pin him down and make sure he's too distracted to watch the movie.
What Should He Do If I..
57. Am involved in a gang fight : Stand on MY side.
58. Am sick : cook for me
59. Bang my head on a wall accidentally : Soothe and kiss me. (Tongues welcome)
60. Couldn't care less about my studies : study with me. give me candies.
61. Crash my computer : Laughing doesn't help
62. Cry : Don't stop me, put me into your arms.
63. Cut my hair and it looks ugly : Don't have to do anything, I made the choice.
64. Didn't call or sms him : panick. 'cos its weird that I dont text. I LOVE TEXTING.
65. Failed my exams : Pinch my backside.
66. Faint : SOMEBODY CALL 9 9 9 - Shari fainted on the dance floor.
67. Forget to bring my wallet : Treat me la!
68. Fight with my siblings : curse them with me.
69. Got into an accident : Buy me yummy food.
70. Had a nosebleed : HELP ME LA. WAKAO.
71. Lost in a tournament : hug me, period.
72. Made a lame joke : Laugh, if not I wont joke anymore.
73. Punch him playfully : Cry... HAHAHAHAHH
74. Sing and dance to my favourite song : Say that I'm better than the original singer/dancer \m/
75. Slipped and fell : Piggyback me.
76. Skipped my meal : Dont scold me.
77. Someone took my left/right shoe : Kill that person.
78. Suddenly become quiet : Do a stupid dance.
79. Was chased by a huge dog : Kick the dog and rescue me <3
80. Was robbed/molested : Fret not, nobody will do that.
81. Was scolded by my parents : Tell me that parents sucks xD
82. Wore clothes that are a bit open : Praise me! I wore it for you okay?!
Now guys, do YOU fit the requirements? I doubt so, I'm so hard to please >"<
That's about it. Photos, hell lots of photos!!! I've been doing nothing but re-watching dramas... :/ My grandmum is into Cruel Temptations. Hah. (:
And my mum just whack my for nothing. Wtf? Serious, the world is unfair. Why must I get whack wearing bball jersey and boxers at home? If I cant even relax at home, where else can I ? At my bf's home? Fucking pissed now. Am I supposed to wear long sleeve shirt and long pants at home? nabei.本小姐 now damn fucked up now.
You know you love me,
xoxo,
Shari.
(Photos are clickable!)
Bahhh...I screwed 3D modelling's test today. Sobsob. And I just finish copying down 2e-quiz for that troublesome lecturer lor! Sian max.
Had MOS for dinner... Walao, service not good at all!!! >"< Spent like 1.5hours with Xander Chong after I reached home. Love him max max!!! <3
So tired now and am going to tutor Kayheng's nephew next week, lets pray that he's not a naughty ass kid!!! *Pray hard*
Life haven't been exciting 'cept for comm skill presentation. :/
Took the photo of the notes randomly and I thought that they smiley face looked much like Joshua's face? I'd do a comparision thingy next time ! Hahaha.
Gotta go hit my sack now.
Goodbye
xoxo,
Shari.



I'm not a good blogger today. I'm too lazy to load photos here!!! >"<
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Small evaluations ;
Syaf : You were lying to me that you wont perform well! Damn! You were damn steady! Liked it alot! Muah.
Zhiyan : It was so fucking cool can?! OMFG. That's MEGA sweet! <3 COW & CHICKEN!
MingYang : No you didn't draw that guitar!!! Next time, whip out your guitar and do a rock star thingy!!! *SMASHES GUITAR*
Shiya : You're so cuuuute! :3 Petite, yes, short people are adorable! WE ARE SPECIAL...
Xinhui : Draw a stickgirl next time!!! HEEHHEH.
YanHua : Curiosity kills a cat ya know?
LimJH : You're an ass!!! >"< I didn't lie about my slide okay!!! )':
Jiale : You looked awesome in formal, stop saying that its not, mine is a nottie. tskts. WALK UP THE PATH YO!
P/s : Zhiyan said Zip and lace makes people think otherwise? I don't think so leh...Sigh... )': I want to be sexy but cannot leh...
Goodbye,
xoxo,
SHARI.